who was that masked man in goal for Uruguay in COPA?

Yes ladies with tight, tight tops that don't cover enough skin I use to be a goalie back in the day.  I would of continued to be a goalie if any of you girls had bothered come to watch me play.  I tried all sports and not once did you show up. For a long time I was angry, hurt and bitter, but today watching Argentina and Uruguay in one of those boring days where you end up watching soccer or football because you can't get even a average girl anymore, I started to see the light.  You were off watching the thief in goal for Uruguay.  Lets just pretend time does not exist because based on my age that would mean you would watching nothing for a very long time.  Nothing is worse than the boredom of doing nothing and watching nothing.

The kid is crazy.  He is like the rubber man


with king kong's penis.  I don't care who wins and while I am writing this I am sure I will find out.  I am actually very nervous because I love the entertainment of penalty kicks.  I hate the stress of them.  I can't handle it man.  Mommy!!!! hold me while I suck my thumb.  That is weird.  Why would I say mommy and not hot girl in tight, tight shirt?  Because nobody knows how to make the boogie man go away like your mom.

this is what football is all about the announcer says.  what do you think is going through these guy's minds?

am I going to get shot if I screw up?  that is how big football is everywhere not called north america.  we don't care here.  don't have the patience for it.  nobody knows how to sing together in north america.  it would turn political very fast with our media.  mom, dad and the bible don't like the hot girl in the tight, tight shirt even though the dna does.

who is that masked man in net for Uruguay?  I cannot look.  I have a clue.  Mislara which is likely not even close to how it is spelled.  Yes I can google.  I don't like googling because spell check should know I cannot spell names.

Néstor Fernando Muslera  





YOU are the man.  The guy that all the hot, hot, girls in the tight, tight tops are watching.  Even the average girls in the tight, tight tops are watching.  You are the reason why I the geba walky will not be passing on my dna tonight.  If I am honest you are one of many reasons I am not going to be passing on my DNA tonight.  
I tip my hat to you masked man of Uruguay.  You played with such courage today.  Argentina and Lionel Messi played brilliant.  The masked man was like a thief in the night he stole the glory and became the legend known as
Nestor "the thief, the masked man of Uruguay" Muslera  ...